A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

chuck norris

Three men walked into a metal pole

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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