hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A joke

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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George W. Bush

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A black succeeds

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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