That's what he said.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Women's Golf

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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