- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Women's rights

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Your mum is dead

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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