4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Women's rights

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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a horse walks into a barn

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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the WNBA

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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gay marriage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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