What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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9/11

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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AROUND

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Lockerbie bombing

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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