There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

womans rights

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the mole say? Nothing

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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