A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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9/11

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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AROUND

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Lockerbie bombing

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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