- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Got milk? No.

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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