- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What's 6+2? 16

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Got milk? No.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

You're so straight!

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