- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Hello

Baseball

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Canada

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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