What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Real jokes.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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