Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Nickelback

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Hello

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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the WNBA

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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gay marriage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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