What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

johann grayson being liked

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

jokes r dumb

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

justin littleton. nuff said

a horse walks into a barn

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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