A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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I love boobs

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Nickelback

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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