- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

God is religiously proven to be real

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What does a man like. food.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Come in

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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why did the man die? he got shot

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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