why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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son, you're adopted.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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throbbing slobber

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Black Poeple

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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That's what he said.

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