A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Potato salad

9:11 make a wish

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

69

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

Oliver's friends

No.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

your moms so fat she has kankles

Aodhan Hearty

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

I love boobs

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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