A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Hi poop!

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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if it's friday, it must be China

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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