What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Slavery

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Oliver's friends

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anus soup

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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a black guy leaves prison

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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i am predestal

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Anti Joke

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