Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Small breasts.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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