How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Penis

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Scott

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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minorities

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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womans rights

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Anti Joke

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