"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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want to go home? yea

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Hitler

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A man buys free health care...

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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