How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Your life That's the joke

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Robin, get in the car.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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