why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Women's rights

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Anti Joke

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