come along children

Why Because

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Women's rights

Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Freedom of Speech

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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