a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Rob Bell

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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GooglePlus.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Carlton

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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