N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Mexicans working in an office

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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