- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What will happen when a black person die they die

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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