- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Ben is gay

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Turtles

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What do you call a group of asians? China.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

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