What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Small breasts.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Freedom of Speech

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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cheese

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penis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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