How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Kim Kardashian.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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