- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Military intelligence.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Anti jokes are funny

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A fish walks into a bar

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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