Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Women's rights.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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