So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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your fat

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Benevolent villain.

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69.... is a number

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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dildo

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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ASSCHEEKS

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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