- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Kate

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Kenny G

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