Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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i have aids and a chode

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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black people. that is all...

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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potato

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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