some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Jess Burns

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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No.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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live babies

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