Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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CHEEZECAKE

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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