Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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blubber vaginass CC

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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