All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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