- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

your moms so fat she has kankles

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

No.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

live babies

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Well, this is fun.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Global Warming.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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