What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Robin, get in the car.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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