Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Black people are innocent.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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An antijoke

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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