- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Anti Joke

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