some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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why did the chicken cross the road

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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An antijoke

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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