roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Well, this is fun.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Women's rights

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George W. Bush

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i have aids and a chode

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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