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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What what In the butt

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A fish walks into a bar

A baby seal walks into a club

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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