to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm Spartacus

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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I like jokes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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youre gay

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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69

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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