Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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