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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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An antijoke

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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knock knock you may come in

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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