- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

You.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Come in.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

That's unfortunate.

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