- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

An iguana walks out of a bar

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If life hands you lemons Take them

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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