The Aristocrats

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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youre gay

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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