- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What comes after "Q" R

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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