a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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apple pie.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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