What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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