A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Nickelback

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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The jets are a good team..

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penis

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George W. Bush

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A black succeeds

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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your all shit at jokes

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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