A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Winking at old people

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

1+1= 69

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

theres a fat guy

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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