- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Asians...

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Turtles

who just made fun of katie matt

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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