A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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