- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

Santa Clogged my toliet

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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