- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

I got shot, you laughed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

I like your hair

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A man walks into a bar.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Women's rights

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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