how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Asians...

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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The WNBA.

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A man walks into a bar.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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