Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Hello

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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