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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A joke

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A scottish man having fun

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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