- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A scottish man having fun

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Dallas Cowboys

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Women's rights

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Global Warming.

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