What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Jews for Jesus

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live babies

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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