Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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