- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Military intelligence.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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