- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A baby seal walks into a club

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

i have aids and a chode

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