what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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So a seal walks into a club...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Kate

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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