- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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