- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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