- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A fish walks into a bar

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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