Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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