- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Women's rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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