There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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