What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

this is not a joke.

My life

What's 1+1? 4.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

Hitler

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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