how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

NEVER

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Kenny G

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

who just made fun of katie matt

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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