How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Dallas Cowboys

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

American healthcare.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

knock knock go away

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

No joke.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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