- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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