A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Women rights..

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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