- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

a horse walks into a barn

I got shot, you laughed

who just made fun of katie matt

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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