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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Global Warming.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Female Athletics

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Liars go to hell! -God

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

That's unfortunate.

ASSCHEEKS

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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