how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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noodles

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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wat?

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ASSCHEEKS

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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