You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Ben is gay

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

BIG PENIS

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Women's rights.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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