Women's Rights...

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

The Aristocrats

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

knock knock come in

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's in there? Get outta there...

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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