Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

DERP

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

your fat

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Knock Knock Come in.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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