Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Religion

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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I love you very much.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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