What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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