CHEEZECAKE

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Anti Joke

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