What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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