Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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1+1= 69

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Women rights..

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An antijoke

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Brett Farve

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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