Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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noodles

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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The Aristocrats

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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