How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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balls in ya mouf

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Anti Joke

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