No joke.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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William Raines.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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