There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

does this look unsure to you?

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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