What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Carlton

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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