- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A dwarf walks under a bar.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Chuck Norris died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

The Bible

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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