How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I'm Spartacus

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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