What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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