What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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BIG PENIS

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Ruller

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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AND

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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knock knock go away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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