One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Potato salad

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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