Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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black

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dildo

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Rick Perry.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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