Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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You.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

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