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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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