haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

i have aids and a chode

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What's in there? Get outta there...

your fat

make me a sandwich!

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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