What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

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