What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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youre gay

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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