Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A black man killed someone

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Ben is gay

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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