a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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William Raines.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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I'm Spartacus

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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