- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

apple pie.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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