- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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