There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Rick Perry.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Military intelligence.

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