- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's gay and gay? Joe

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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