How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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girls basketball

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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your all shit at jokes

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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