So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Anti Joke

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