- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

women's rights

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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