Women's rights.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Scott

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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