- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's Rights

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Women's Rights...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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