- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Oh...okay, good.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

women's rights

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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