Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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