What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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George W. Bush

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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