How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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