haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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DERP

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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My life

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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