- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what's black? a lot of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

what color is blue? green

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Women's rights.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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