- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Carlton

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Kim Kardashian.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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