Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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