What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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The white guy did it!

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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I like your hair

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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69.... is a number

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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