- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

The white guy did it!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Roses are red Violets are blue

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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