- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

This is a joke for Homeless people:

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What didn't last long? You in the bed

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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