- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

A horse walked into a barn...

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's gay and gay? Joe

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