- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Military intelligence.

What's big? Jupiter.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

P0P T4Rt

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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