What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Women's rights.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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