A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Asians...

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A black person in the NHL

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Women's Rights...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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I'm Spartacus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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