knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Obama

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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45.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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