Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar.

Kim Kardashian.

The white guy did it!

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

I like your hair

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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