Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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