Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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women's rights

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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