French people.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Womens Sports

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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hi bye

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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