And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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my names jim haha

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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