wanna hear a joke? no

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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