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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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