- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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