- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Hey, you have small hands.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

I like your hair

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

69.... is a number

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Poop.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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