Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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My life

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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