Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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