what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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who farted i did :]

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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