What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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