What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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