why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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