Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Kenny G

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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