- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What do you call your mother? Mom.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

I'm Spartacus

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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