- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Women's rights.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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