Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Female Athletics

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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