What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Military intelligence.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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